Sunday, March 7, 2010

In the words of one old man

Brett and I are a big fan of the somewhat crass but exceptionally funny website, "Shit My Dad Says."

For our current circumstances we have found his pearls of wisdom:

"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."

Yup. We're pregnant.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Phnom Penh: Recovery

After a grueling day 12 hour bus ride on a bus that didn't work,

I arrived at the Phnom Penh bus station to a convenience store containing kettle chips. I do love kettle chips. A few minutes later a friendly and welcoming Spanish documentary filmmaker came along on a motorbike and took me to join him with his friends at a Cambodian BBQ restaurant. This wasn't a chance meeting. He was the couchsurfer who graciously let me stay at his apartment during my time in the city. His apartment was a welcome change to the endless strings of guesthouse. I enjoyed a morning coffee on the terrace staring out into the city that was ravaged by the Khmer Rouge and in a state of recovery. My host was fairly busy with different projects but was so kind as to show me around in the limited time that he had.

In the afternoon, I made my way to Tuol Sleng Genocide Museum, also known as S-21. As you can tell from its name, it was a rather heavy afternoon. The former prison turned memorial gives you a glimpse into what occurred here. Blood still stains the floor. Rooms are lined with pictures of those who were killed both within the walls or executed in the killing fields. The pictures, headshots of the victims contained the span of human emotion, from beaten down and defeated to indignant and defiant.

In one of the buildings, the rooms are partitioned into cells. On the first floor, the partitions are cement. Visitors can walk down the aisle in the middle of the rooms and look into the different cells, entering them if you chose. On the second floor, the partitions are made of wooden walls. Visitors are given similar freedom as on the 1st floor but I couldn't bring myself to walk in. The wooden cells gave me a feeling of present evil. I stood frozen, looking at a cell and then turned and continued upstairs.

The museum had a guestbook and a small space under some stairs where people graffiti'd the walls with messages. Messages such as RIP, and "so sad" but it was the messages that said "Never again" that made me frustrated and angry. Has the writer watched the news lately? Sudan, Congo, Somalia its happening again. It's happening right now.


I left the compound and wandered the different stores. They were filled with goods and handicrafts attempting to give people a better livelihood. Cambodia, a land filled with friendly, smiling people has a long road of reconstruction ahead littered with traps of corruption and greed. I suppose that can be said for many countries. The city itself is filled with activity and it's hard to imagine it as the ghost town it became after it was evacuated by the Khmer Rouge. After returning to the apartment, my host and I shared a beer with a friend at a bar then retired to a nice, relaxing dinner and a movie. The movie: A Series of Unfortunate Events.

After another lazy morning, I headed off to Siem Reap.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Si Phan Don: Buck up, you're still on vacation.

They can't all be wonderful days, can they? From Pakse, I signed up for a tour to kayak in Si Phan Don which means Four Thousand Islands. It's a part of the Mekong river littered with little islands and broken up with waterfalls and one of the few habitats of the beluga-looking irrawaddy dolphins. The tour did not start off well, starting with a rude mini-van driver followed by a less than confident guide telling me it was his first time to do this. At some point, the scenery took care of my mood. We saw some lovely waterfalls.


My inexperienced guide had us join up with a group with a guide who actually knew where he was going. We paddled out to Cambodia, to a lookout of the irrawaddy dolphins' stomping ground. We hung out and looked and looked and nothing. Disappointed, we climbed back into our kayaks and rowed away. But in our rowing, we saw them. Small little rounded dolphin backs rolling up and out of the water. Dozens of them. We took turns pointing them out, then set off, paddling into the sunset. What started on low notes definitely ended in a high note.




Back on land, I found amazingly cheap accomodations. Amazingly cheap. So cheap, I didn't have much desire to spend much time in the room. So I didn't. I went of for dinner and some well-deserved beer after a rather emotional rollercoaster of a day. I met more lovely people to pass the night drinking and conversing with and one little kitten who routed into my nap. It's impossible to have a bad time with a kitten in your lap and a Beer Lao in your hand. Traveling is always good. Even when it's not.




Monday, November 30, 2009

Bolaven Plateau II: Drums, Dirt Roads and Caffine.

The plan for the next day was to see another 2 or 3 waterfalls. But what's the point of plans, anyways? Their function is to give you a just general idea, to get you at least moving in any direction rather than staying still, laying in bed past noon.

So the next day I took off on my motorbike, a little later than "planned." The reason for the late start was this: At abour 1:30, I woke to the distant sound of drumming. Slow, steady drumming. 1:30 a.m.? Are you kidding me? At 1:30 a.m., my mind goes nowhere good while alone in a cane and bamboo bungalow in a strange, remote Laotian village. Then, through the dark, my eyes adjusted just enough to make out a man sitting at the foot of my bed. I screamed. My eyes studied the shape more and it turned out to be they way the large mosquito net was knotted to fit the small framed bed. Oops. The drumming continued well past 3 a.m. and my mind moved on from imaginary figures in my bungalow to ritual sacrifices. This led to half-awake, crazy dreams and around 4, I managed to get the deep, undisturbed sleep that I take pride in, drums still going. Due to said late night chain of events, I moseyed out a bit later than my 7 am departure time. Incidentally, the explanation for the drumming was that the temple monks were chanting for the new moon.

I got directions to my new destination and they seemed clear. Gas station, turn right. I reached a gas station but it appeared the road was blocked off and under construction. I continued straight and straight until I reached a not-in-my-direction main town. No other gas station was passed. There was no denying, that was the road. I turned around and got back to said road. I spotted some motorbikes coming out of it and shrugged. I guess this is what the map meant by dotted lines. Later I learned that dotted lines mean a bumpy, slidy, sore-butt road. I rarely passed 3rd gear and at one point had to stop the bike after fishtailing through a road of loose dirt. But, I always managed to pry my left hand away from the break to wave back at the enthusiastic waving kids walking home from school for lunch. The road took longer than expected but I was so happy to hit asphalt and get going faster than 35 km/hr, I couldn't be bothered to stop for lunch.

Down the way, my right hand was cramping from driving and I passed a sign that said "Come have a cup of tea with us." I turned right around and drove into the driveway. A lovely lady who preferred coffee to tea poured me some green tea. We were making small talk when two Dutch girls appeared, eager to learn about the tea process. We got a tour of the operation and left happy and carrying our tea purchases. They, too, were headed to a waterfall by motorcycle. I had found my playmates for the day.

We reached Tad Yuang and it was spectacular.


The grounds were gorgeous.

We found a map leading to another waterfall. We decided to walk and see what we find. We found cows, and coffee tree after coffee tree,

and a river and a perfect spot to watch butterflies and eat an apple. But ultimately, no waterfall. The walk wasn't planned but was thoroughly enjoyed. We gave up on the waterfall and I made Thai/English chitchat with a saleswoman as I scarfed down my overdue lunch while my new friends shopped. We made our way to a Fair Trade coffee shop on the way to the main road and talked more and drank more tea and then drank more coffee. At this point, if sleep came to me tonight, it'd be a minor miracle.

Dark was nearing and Tad Fan and Tad Niang were going to have to be a miss, but not for naught. On the ride back, I didn't mind the bugs in my face that always make driving at dusk less than pleasurable. I was too busy eyeing and smiling at the pink neon sunset sinking between two Champassak mountains.

STATISTICS:
Cups of Tea consumed: 4
Cups of Coffee consumed: 2
Bugs on my face: 113 (rough estimation)
Mounds of dirt passed: 63 (rough estimation)
Kms driven in 2 days: around 290
Total red lights: 1
Times I filled the gas tank: 2
Times I couldn't find the key only to have it pointed out to me that it was still in the seat key hole: 2
Total 2-day waterfall count: 5

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Bolaven Plateau I: Chasing Waterfalls

It was a beautiful sunrise once I managed to pry my eyes open in the sleeper bus rolling into Pakse. The rest of the day was thoroughly uneventful day filled with errands and planning. I had hoped to do the Ta Ong trail but it was prohibitively expensive to go alone and no one had signed up for it. A bit disappointed, I decided to spend the next two days exploring the Bolaven Plateau on a motorbike. The next morning I mounted my not-so-mighty 100cc metal steed and took off. My 2 day 1 night route would essentially go from waterfall to waterfall. Pakse to overnight in Tad Lo then down to Paksong and back to Pakse. I had a map and a general idea of where I was headed.

Pha Suam

Once I turned off the main highway 13 onto a small highway leading to the first waterfall, Pha Suam and then further to Tad Lo, it was a relaxing, easy drive. The road was lined with stilted houses, walls of sunflowers, waving children, staring adults, and indifferent goats. It was intersected by dozens of small streams, yellow suicidal butterflies, chickens, and even one, large, weasel-like rodent. In the distance, mountains loomed. And did I mention waterfalls? I arrived in Tat Lo by 11:30 and lunched while staring at the wide Tat Hong waterfall.

Eager to make my load lighter, I checked into Tim's Guesthouse and got directions and suggestions from the owner who's English, just as the Lonely Planet promised, was perfect.



He showed me a map of the area and I took off to find Tad Lo. I found a trail headed up and took it which led me to an elephant! I continued up trails, hopping over elephant dung and found one beautiful waterfall. Hoping to find the clearest view of the falls, I kept trying to find a way onto a clearing down below but I kept coming across ladders.

1st ladder: Sketch. Rungs look insecure. Missing a rung or two.
2nd ladder: Even sketchier. Missing 3 or 4 rungs.
3rd ladder: Really just 2 parallel sticks with the occasional sparse rung. More rungs missing or broken than appearing functional on the ladder.

Then, I came to it: the money spot.

I returned to my guesthouse to grab the bike to head to the fourth and last waterfall of the day, Tat Suong. I passed a series of almond groves on the road which eventually, according to the Lonely Planet, dead-ended to another road. There one was instructed to turn left into a parking lot looking out over the top of the falls. I say according to the Lonely Planet because I didn't go that way. I had left the guidebook at home. So when kids along the road started shouting at me, I figured I'd follow them. I was led by two industrious boys into a little village where I left my bike.
Then it was a hike through rice patties, hopping on rocks over streams and over boulders for about 10 minutes until we reached the bottom of the falls.

They showed me the prime spot to swim and I decided it was best to swim in my sarong rather than my bikini. I proceded to do a funny little dance trying to get out of my clothes while wrapped in my sarong. While I struggled, a small hoard of boys came and joined us, most stripping down to their birthday suits and then immediately jumping from high boulders. Seriously, this is the life. We swam around for about 20 minutes, splashing around and jumping into the water until I decided it was time for me to go. That apparently meant that everyone was to pack up. When we got to the village, I gave the two boys the Big Brother Mouse books that I had picked up in Luang Prabang. I drove away feeling like the day had been a grand success.


Friday, November 13, 2009

Vientiane: A morning without coffee is like something without something else - Joma shirt.

Kayaking to Vientiane: Brilliant. I mean, a good many things are more fun than sitting in a minivan but kayaking to the same destination tops the list. In the end it was about 2 and a half hours in a car and 2 hours in the kayak there abouts. I joined up with a lovely Scottish woman in a kayak and we managed to tip over in the rapids. Good fun. I also met an enthusiasitic English woman as well who had been living in Hat Yai in Thailand. Upon arriving at our destination, we three gals took off to find the English woman's friend and to get a hostel. Hostel:check. Beer Laos: check. Sleep: check.

Vientiane Guesthouse


The next day, we four gals (2 English, 1 Scottish, and me) had an amazing breakfast at Joma. If I could live in Joma, I just might. The food, though pricey was amazing and the atmosphere reminded me of home - a nice break once in a while. It was refreshing having some girl company which hasn't really happened on this trip until now. We headed off to Xieng Kuane, a little park filled with Buddhist and Hindi statues. It had a gigantic gourd-like structure with a giant tree on the top. It lets visitors enter through a mouth, climb up some steep, dusty steps passing hell, earth, and heaven to the top, overlooking the park. It was easy to snap away for hours here.

Into the mouth

Inside the giant gourd.


The view from the top.

We capped off the day with a trip to the forested temple of Wat Sok Pa Luang. There we followed a small trail to a tree house with a herbal steam sauna. We cooled off on their balcony, drinking tea and then treated ourselves to a truly fantastic traditional Lao massage. The guidebooks warn that this type of massage is "touchier" than most, and they didn't lie, but it was effective. Relaxation achieved.

We treated ourselves to an early dinner back at Joma, where I had the BEST lasagna (spinach and eggplant) I've had in asia topped off with mulberry pie with ice cream. Could this day get any better? Who said that Vientiane was boring? I packed my bags to catch the sleeper bus to Pakse.

I've been on a sleeper bus in China and a sleeper train in Vietnam thinking I knew what to expect. I climbed on the sleeper bus for Pakse and came to the realization that there were two to a bed. The bed was smaller than a twin mattress. Most people were traveling in pairs and thus lying next to their traveling partner but I, all by my lonesome, might have to spend 12 hours sharing a smaller-than-twin mattress with a complete stranger. I wasn't sure that I was comfortable with this - in fact I was sure I wasn't. Luckily, no one came to join my one my bottom bunk. It was an easy ride into town.

My sleeper bus window.

Vang Vieng: Spring break at Carlos and Charlies meets quiet little Laos. But, man, the climbing!

Reluctant to leave Luang Prabang, I hoped on a minivan armed with Dramamine. Luck had it that the person sitting next to me, an Israeli/Swiss/American was interesting AND a climber! Good conversation and the view out the car window was incentive enough to stay awake as imposing karst mountains inched closer to us as we drove nearer to Vang Vieng and a parade of students slowly riding their bikes while carrying checkered, matching umbrellas in one hand and steering with the other lined the roads. It wasn't raining. The umbrellas were to provide them with mobile shade on an oppressively hot day.

Upon arriving in Vang Vieng, we scored some cheap bungalows complete with hammock overlooking the river, across a quaint wooden bridge from the main, noisy part of town.


I spent the rest of the day trying to tie up loose ends for the grad school applications. That night, from the comfort of my hammock, I overheard the word "climbing". I butted in and by the end of the conversation, I agreed to join a French man for a day of climbing in the morning. The plan was to put on the shoe and if it didn't hurt, I was in.


Morning came and I was in. The wall was fantastic as it was actually two walls that created a cool, shaded canyon with climbs on either side.


Pockets and tuffas and jugs galore. As lunchtime came, we decided better to do 2 half days than one full day and set off for a couple of tubes and the river. We got dropped off where the tubing starts and what a shock. Think Senor Frog Cancun Spring Break X 10. Bikini and trunk-clad bodies marked with lipstick and permanent marker adverts stood on decks hooting and hollering with cocktail-filled buckets in their hands. I had no intention of getting out of my tube and I had mixed emotions about the sight.

I suppose like Pai in Thailand, Vang Vieng is a place that sucks you in. Where people come for a couple of days and stay for a couple of weeks. Or in the case of a few local celebs, for over a year. But where as Pai is known for it's relaxed and slow atmosphere, Vang Vieng is known in the SE Asia backpacking scene for partying and tubbing. Bars line the river enticing tubers to grab a hold of a bottle and be pulled in to cheap buckets and to swing off precarious trapeze contraptions into the water. The music is loud and compared to the subdued nature of Laos, a bit a shocking, but underneath the drunken revelry that seems out of place in such a soft- spoken place is an undercurrent of goodwill among fellow travelers and ultimately, a celebration of life. Unfortunately, it's a celebration that I would have appreciated more about 10 years ago. Still, the landscape is amazing, the locals seem to take it all in stride, and the karst mountains provide an awe-inspiring vista that I gazed at contentedly from the tube and later, laying on my riverside bungalow hammock.

The second day of climbing was good as well and I spent my energy on a 6b overhang willed with slimy tuffas that humbled me. I hate pinching.

me.

There were five of us and the guide: the Frenchman, the I/S/A man from the mini van, myself, and an Austrian couple who told me about kayaking to Vientiane rather than a bus. Kayak instead of bus, I said? Sold. I told Adam, the man who ran the guide shop and actually spent alot of time in Krabi that I would be back next year with the boy in tow and spent the afternoon alternating between the hammock, the river, and the deck of the restaurant for yet another banana shake.

I met up with Austrian couple and the I/S/A dude for a drink and retired early to prep for the next day. All in all Vang Vieng was a pleasant surprise!

Anyone looking to climb in the area, I can definitely recommend Adam's. Great people, experienced and safe climbers. Green Discovery is another outfit that goes as well.