Sapa II: You buy from me.

Everyone said that Sapa was beautiful and indeed it is. High mountains sculpted by rice terraces and colored by the vibrant traditional dress of the ethnic minorities, the Black Hmong, Red Dao, and Tay. But if Sapa had a tagline, it would be "You buy from me." Those colorful, basket-toting women drive a hard sales pitch and if persistance is a virtue, they have it in spades. I walked away with a bracelet, a belt, and two sets of postcards. I later met a French woman with whom I communicated in Spanish who actually bought two of their jackets so I feel like I didn't do so badly in trying to resist them.

I wanted to support businesses that directly benefited them. I asked around several places to check out the homestay options and one of my questions was always, "Do you use minority guides?" The answer was always "yes." And that answer was a bold-faced lie. I signed up for the best sounding option and who appeared as our guide but a young Vietnamese man from Halong Bay. Fantastic. But I tried to make the best of it. While that bit of it was disappointing it was actually a really nice trek. The guide was knowledgeable and gave great advice such as not buying from children so that they aren't encouraged to sell handicrafts to tourists rather than attend school. I signed on to a 2 day tour with an overnight stay in a village. The trek followed the curves up and down the dramatic scenery and over bridges and through rice terraces. The food was delicious and hearty, my favorite being the Phở rau with egg. Our village host was very kind and while spoke very little English, communicated with smiles and his own brew of rice wine. The stuff was strong but luckily the shot glasses small. We stopped as schools along the way and were given the opportunity to donate money to the schools directly.

All in all the trek was great and my trek-mates made for great company. We were a group of 6, a Kiwi couple, and English couple, a lone Belgian, and a lone me. I would meet up with the Kiwi couple serendipitously several times after the trek. If I had it to do over again, I would only change one thing: take up one of the Hmong or Red Dao ladies in Sapa on a homestay. One offered the 1st morning I arrived off the train but it was a bit too much to think about 1st thing in the morning while still trying to get my bearings on the town.

Random Stats
Amount of sales pitches heard: about 93
Items bought: 6
Kilometers walked: Around 22 I think.
Total amount of Panadol taken to help sore knees on hard hikes downhill: 1000 mg
Coolest mode of transport: Soviet jeep.

Sapa I: To tour or not to tour.

We as Westerners have become quite accustomed to planning our future. We like to know exactly what's going to happen. We forecast the weather so that we can plan. Plan, plan, plan. I decided not plan this month long trip in advance and within a week I had a plan. I booked a tour to Halong Bay and while it was enjoyable, it all so good and safe. For Sapa, I didn't plan. I chose not to book the tour and felt the oddball among the other tourbookers picked up at the hostel. So here's my grand experiment. It's been a while since I've actually played something by ear.

I arrived in Sapa and breakfast in the proximity of two German girls, I asked their perspective on the place and they recommended a motorcycle tour they did to the Tram Ton Pass which is also called Heaven's Gate and Silver Falls. I had no plan, so sure! Why not. I was going to just rent a scooter and go myself but the afternoon in minority villages sounded appealing so I signed up for that with the promise of an English speaking guide. The LP guidebook stated that the owner had her own camp of female guides however the guide I ended up with was a Vietnamese male. Hmmmm. As for the tour, the landscape was gorgeous with impressive green mountains everywhere but the visit to the minority villages were a bit disappointing. My guide spoke English in a convincing but indecipherable manner as in I was sure he was trying to speak English but had not a clue of what he was saying. In the end there was a lot of sitting, sipping tea, and listening to Vietnamese in 3 different villages. The "guide" left a lot to be desired. I returned to town and set out on figuring out the homestay.

Tabacco Bong, as illustrated by my driver.

Check out that bridge! I was holding my breath.

Silver Falls, Sapa, Vietnam

Hanoi II

Dolls at the Temple of Literature

Upon my return to Hanoi from Halong Bay, I met a lovely Vietnamese girl named Thuy through couchsurfing. We met for lunch at a place of her choosing. She took me to a fantastic Bun Cha place that is one of the oldest Bun Cha places in Hanoi. It was packed with Vietnamese people (always a good sign) however I didn't know what the heck Bun Cha was, my knowledge of Vietnamese food being limited to Pho and spring rolls. It turned out to be pork meat balls in broth served with rice noodles and heaps of greens. Despite the fact that I don't like pork much, this stuff was mighty tasty. I made a serious effort at it but still couldn't manage to eat half of what they served us. We spent the rest of the day on her motorbike as she showed me her favorite places in Hanoi: The Temple of Literature and Ho Chi Minh's Mausoleum (it was closed but the area was nice.) It was a fantastic day spent topped off with ice cream by a lake. She delivered me to my hostel and I met other couchsurfers for dinner at a local eatery.

The day of departure for Sapa was a bit of an errand day. If you want to buy a cheap backpack or Chakos or basically any kind of outdoorsy stuff, Vietnam is the place to get it be it black market real stuff or decent knock-offs. I couldn't pass up a 15 dollar backpack half the weight of my current one. I decided to ship my old one back to Thailand. There's just no telling how things will go in Vietnam. My first trip to the post office: nice and helpful person. My second trip to the post office: demoralizing. Let's just leave it at that, shall we? I returned to my hostel after eventual success and took off for the overnight train to Sapa.

Sapa is a well spoken of mountain town rich with indigenous culture and trekking opportunities. I booked a round trip ticket on the sleeper train which was actually, not bad. I shared my room of 4 beds with a mother and two daughters traveling together from Australia. More lovely people along the journey. I slept like a baby and woke up groggily in Sapa.

Halong Bay II: The appearance of NhoB

Today might best be described as the day Maya clung to a whole lotta rocks. Our morning began on Cat Ba Island, at Cat Ba National Park where we started our hike scaling slimy steps, graduating on to slippery dirt paths and finally up muddy rocks to arrive at a tremendous view at Kim Giao Peak. It was a sea of mountains. For an extra adrenaline rush, you could pray for dear life while climbing 5 flights of rusty metal stairs to stand upon loose wooden boards. It was well worth the view and solitude from the crowd but my knuckles turned white from the grip on the rail. I spent the entire climb up and down shaking like a twig in a hurricane, convincing myself that I wouldn't die, and dreaming of rigging a rappel down. My poor kayak/vodka partner did not fare so well. He was down for the rest of the day.

After lunch, we headed out to Monkey Island where we indeed, saw some monkeys. We were instructed on our options which were "Swim, kayak, or follow path to the beach on other side." That's how it was put. Simply. Plainly. "Path to beach on other side." And it wasn't a lie. But perhaps a more apt description would have been "A treacherous, challenging path that goes past a sign with skulls and cross bones leading to a locked gate blocking access to the other beach. "Path" being a bit of a disappointment, I turned my attention to swimming on the first beach. While swimming, I noticed a can floating in the water. I immediately became indignant and went to go take the tossed-out beer can out of the water when I realized that it wasn't empty at all. In fact, it had never been opened. I discovered a full, unopened can of Bia Ha Noi discarded and left to bob around unappreciated in the sea. Enter my new traveling companion. I decided to adopt the can and show it the sights. Just the two of us. Since this trip could only be made better if Brett could come along too, I've dubbed my new friend can NhoB, Nho being Vietnamese for small and the B for Brett. Given Brett's love for beer, i figure the name is appropriate. Expect many pictures of NhoB to come.

Halong Bay I

I woke up in the morning and got ushered on to a minivan that drove us to where a good majority of the tourists in North Vietnam were also waiting to get onto their junk boat. There were to be 10 of us on our boat. A pair of Canadian friends, 2 lone Englishmen, A Spanish/Japanese couple, 2 Danish sisters, a lone Swede, and myself. Prices were compared. A substantial difference was noted. For anyone going to Vietnam, do shop around before signing up for a tour. Our Swede paid more than double what we paid for the same tour.

Our first stop were to some glorious cave called "Suprise Cave". Guides were happy to point out images once could see in the rocks with a bit of imagination, including a very phallic stalagmite - the "suprise", perhaps? The caverns were huge and were it not for the hoards of people, gaudy colored lights, and the feeling of being herded like sheep, it would have had a very Lord of the Rings. From there we jumped on some kayaks where me and my kayak partner jammed ourselves into little nooks and crannies in the karst islands.

From there we retired to the boat were my fellow passengers jumped into the water from the boat. The wind was a bit too crisp for my tastes. Bowed out and took pictures instead. The prices on the boat were exorbitant and me and my kayak partner snuck on a bottle of vodka. He made better work of it than I did which he suffered greatly for the next day.

Day 1: Hanoi

After arriving at the hostel at night, I spent the next morning practicing walking across the street. Most people learned how to do this around elementary school but really, here it takes practice. There is a steady stream of traffic that never stops, not even for red lights*. NEVER. So, if you want to go across the street you must:
1. blazenly step off the curb
2. look into oncoming traffic
3. banish the thoughts of your imminent death if you continue into traffic
4. walk at a steady pace while dozens of motorcyclists and cars swerve (usually) around you
5. make your way among the fleeting spaces.

Sound like a game of frogger? It is. Luckily, driving a scooter in Bangkok along with just being a very bold pedestrian** equipped me well for the task. I had it down by the afternoon. I met up with an old friend from Bangkok for lunch and we roamed around looking for things for me to buy.

I returned to the hostel and found wonderful people to drink with and booked myself on a 3 days and 2 nights tour of Halong Bay the next day. Good start to the trip, I'd say.

* red lights are mere suggestions in Hanoi, often ignored.

** for "bold" read stupid - I once made a Mexican bus slam on its breaks to not hit me. whoops!

*** pictures to come when it is a bit more practical to add them on.

Let the adventure begin.. oh wait. it began a long time ago.

So much has happened, where to begin?

I had my last circuit ride to Mae Hong Son and finished out my contract with IRC. I am officially a bum, or a woman of leisure as I like to put it. I am completely reliant on my sugar daddy, or perhaps considering his salary, NutraSweet daddy is more appropriate.

We had an incredible trip to Oregon where I was greeted at the airport with Mike, Dylan, and Ryan sporting white t-shirts with my name on it, Dylan's shirt containing an iron-on shirt with my head (including an afro wig) on it. We did so much in Oregon that i warrants its own blog. And it will indeed get one. Highlights include meeting Brett's family/friends, a party in Mike and Caleb's backyard, horseback riding with Ruth through the Oregon woods, lots of gravy, driving down the Oregon Coast, Crater Lake and the obsidian flow with Sharen, plenty of three-year-old moments with the twin three-year-olds, and an absolutely magical wedding. Brett... get on that, would you?

So now I find myself in the midst of what is essentially a 5 month trip of all I've neglected in asia - which is alot. The plan for now is Northern Vietnam, to Northern Laos, travel down to Southern Laos for trekking, to Cambodia. Meet a friend in KL and head to Sumatra, then over to Borneo. Pick up Brett in BKK and head to the country of my birth for New Years, then drop off Brett and get yogi like in India. Back to BKK to meet Sharen and show her Thailand and part of Laos!

Let another adventure begin.